Wooden Man in Coffin Erotic Folk Art Sculpture Carving

Folk Art Carving of a Man in Sliding Lid Coffin with a surprisingly large  (Choose from Following:)

1. ankle spanker
2. baby-arm
3. beaver basher
4. bed snake
5. best friend
6. blue-vein sausage
7. penis sangbo nam rod
8. baby-maker
9. bell on a pole
10. beef whistle
11. boomstick
12. burrito
13. bishop
14. bratwurst
15. braciole
16. candle
17. captain
18. choad
19. chopper
20. cock
21. cranny axe
22. cum gun
23. custard launcher
24. dagger
25. deep-V diver
26. dick
27. dickie
28. ding dong mcdork
29. dingus
30. disco stick
31. dog head
32. drum stick
33. dong
34. donger
35. dork
36. dude piston
37. dragon
38. eggroll
39. Easy Rider
40. Excalibur
41. fang
42. ferret
43. flesh flute
44. flesh tower
45. foto
46. fire hose
47. fuck rod
48. fuck stick
49. fudge sickle
50. fun stick
51. groin ferret
52. giggle stick
53. goofy goober
54. hairy hotdog
55. heat-seeking moisture missile
56. helmet head
57. hose
58. hog
59. jackhammer
60. Jimmy
61. John
62. Johnson
63. John Thomas (dated)
64. joystick
65. kickstand
66. king sebastian
67. knob
68. krull the warrior king
69. lap rocket
70. leaky hose
71. lingam
72. little Alex
73. little Bob
74. little Elvis
75. lizard (as in "drain the...")
76. longfellow
77. love muscle
78. love rod
79. love stick
80. love whistle
81. luigi
82. manhood
83. man umbrella
84. meat popsicle
85. meat stick
86. meat sword
87. meat injection
88. member
89. meter long king kong dong
90. microphone
91. middle stump
92. mushroom head
93. mutton
94. netherrod
95. old boy
96. old fellow
97. old man
98. one-eyed anaconda
99. one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
100. one-eyed monster
101. one-eyed wonder weasel
102. one-eyed yogurt slinger
103. pecker
104. Pedro
105. peepee (children's term)
106. Percy
107. peter
108. Pied Piper
109. Pig skin bus
110. pink oboe
111. pink torpedo
112. piss weasle
113. piston
114. plug
115. pnor
116. poinswatter
117. pork sword
118. prick
119. princess sophia
120. private eye
121. private part
122. purple-helmeted warrior of love
123. purple-headed yogurt flinger
124. quiver bone
125. rod
126. rod of pleasure
127. roundhead
128. sausage
129. sebastianic sword
130. schlong
131. schlong dongadoodle
132. schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
133. schnitzel
134. schwanz
135. schwarz
136. sea monster (as in "drain the...")
137. shaft
138. short arm
139. skin flute
140. soldier
141. spawn hammer
142. stick shift
143. sub
144. surfboard
145. Tallywhacker
146. Tan Bannana
147. tassle
148. third leg
149. thumper
150. thunderbird 3
151. thundersword
152. tinker
153. todger (Australia, UK)
154. tonk
155. tool
156. trouser snake
157. tubesteak
158. twig (& berries)
159. twinkie
160. uncle dick
161. vein
162. wand
163. wang
164. wang doodle
165. wanger
166. wedding tackle
167. wee wee
168. whoopie stick
169. wiener
170. Wiener Schnitzel
171. wick
172. willy (children's term)
173. wing dang doodle
174. winkie (children's term)
175. yingyang
176. yogurt gun
177. diddle 
178. Thing 
179. To Be Continued by Future Generations...

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