Things to MAKE Seal Kaps Milk Bottle Tops

Things to MAKE  Seal Kaps Milk Bottle Tops.  1931 
Collection Dull Tool Dim Bulb

An Unfortunate "Art Car"

An "art car" with particularly bad taste.  "Shot by Otto Hedbany and Donald Strable" in near Glidden, WI.  Things not to be proud of.

World's Record Black Bear postcard.  Collection Jim Linderman

old time religion Drop a Coin in the Sock

old time religion Drop a Coin in the Sock.  "Novelty" fundraising coin sock
Troy Church 1936.  Collection Jim Linderman

Vernacular Architecture Folk Art Miniature Building constructed with One Hand

Miniature building on Original postcard c. 1950.  I haven't identified the person who built this scale copy of the Colorado State Capital building with ONE HAND, but maybe you can.  It's too nice a day to stay inside.  Apparently the model no longer stands.
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Vintage Folk Art Game Board Two-Sided

Vintage Folk Art Game Board Two-Sided c. 1950 Collection Jim Linderman

Doodle Bug Antique Folk Art Drawing Collection Jim Linderman

Doodle Bug early 20th Century Folk Art Drawing Collection Jim Linderman

Antique American Folk Art Sculpture Woman with Necklace 19th Century

Antique American Folk Art Sculpture Woman with Necklace Life sized. Three views. Collection Jim Linderman

Ed Bortz

I am proud to present the 4th installment of the worst comic artists in the world series. The horrendous two-tone fetishistic images of one Ed Bortz! Even with his unusual last name, I was unable to find anything about him. A shame. Imagine the duo-tone nightmares he must have suffered as cross-hatched beards and brick-hard bosoms danced in his head, forcing him to jot down his most recent hilarious ideas at 3:00 am. Grisaille? NO, these miniature marvels demand a full palette of TWO colors! I turned these up in Michigan, likely sent home to the spouse by hunters and fishermen up north to drink. As Milwaukee publisher L. L. Cook (shame on you) is across the lake, maybe the cards snuck over on the ferry and multiplied like weeds in bait and ammo shops of Northern Michigan.

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Four red and black postcards by Bortz. 1954, 1955 Collection Jim Linderman

Topiary Bicycle

Topiary Bicycle snapshot collection Jim Linderman
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World's Smallest Mother rppc

Real photo postcard of Dolletta and her two cesarean babies.
Collection Dull Tool Dim Bulb

Folk Art Drawing Nerves of the Telephone System c. 1955 High Schoolgirl Artist

Folk Art Drawing Nerves of the Telephone System c. 1955 by High School Artist Jackie Davis  Watercolor paint on writing paper from her "Health Emotions" scrapbook.  

Collection Dull Tool Dim Bulb

Antique American Folk Art Sculpture Carving of the Spirit of Communication Golden Boy AT&T Statue

Antique American Folk Art Sculpture Carving of the Spirit of Communication Golden Boy AT&T Statue.  An early 20th Century folk art rendering of "Spirit of Communication" also know as Golden Boy.  The wood carving is 23 inches tall and mounted (with two screws from behind) on old plywood.  Golden Boy was one of the largest sculptures in New York City, second only to the Statue of Liberty in size.  Golden Boy was created as the corporate logo for AT&T in 1914.  The design was by Evelyn Beatrice Longman.  The 24 foot tall gold leaf statue was mounted atop 195 Broadway.  For decades, the image became familiar through use on AT&T telephone directories.  The statue remained in place until 1984, when it was moved to Madison Avenue, then to Basking Ridge, New Jersey.  It is now  standing in the lobby of SBC in Dallas, a company which adopted the AT&T name.

This piece could date anywhere from the original 1914 date to the 1930s.  At some time (originally?) mounted on a large piece of plywood with screws.  This protected the piece for decades.  Plywood came into common use around 1930.  Interestingly, the sculpture has been criticized for showing the AT&T Titan of Industry tangled in his own wires.

The piece could have been created by a talented hobbyist, maybe commissioned for the organization?  Used as a display for outlying branches?  It could even be a model involved somehow in production of the actual statue. 


Golden Boy Spirit of Communication folk art wood carving sculpture.  23" tall with original paint.  Circa 1930.  Collection Jim Linderman / Dull Tool Dim Bulb.
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Eric Clapton A Life in 12 Bars slights Delaney and Bonnie? Clapton Finds Himself by Jim Linderman

As I await the new Showtime Documentary "A Life in Twelve Bars" devoted to Eric Clapton, (premiers Saturday Feb 10)word has come that Delaney and Bonnie AND Derek and the Dominos are again given short shrift. Can that be? True, the Dominos left little filmed material that I know of, and for personal reasons Clapton might not care to relive the two years.  It was two years he spent with some of the most talented musicians he ever worked with.
 
From Delaney and Bonnie came Derek and the Dominos. After failing out  with the bloated "supergroup" Blind Faith, Eric took to hanging with the under-rated opening act. It says much about his taste. Why tour with the precocious and questionable talent of Stevie Winwood when you can connect with more authentic inheritors of the rock and roll sound from the American South?  Mind you, this was literally only ten years after Elvis and Little Richard hit.  

Clapton has balanced a role in popular culture while pursuing his artistic devotion with style and great taste. Style as a gentleman, style in the threads he wears and even style as a drug addicted soul hiding in a mansion. Style helping Curtis Mayfield after a near fatal stage accident while performing in Brooklyn. Style organizing a tribute to a fallen Beatle.  Style in a suit at Lincoln Center with Wynton Marsalis. Style sharing his grief with the MTV generation.  

I wasn't one of those "dig the Yardbirds" kids. I knew of Clapton, of course, from Cream, who played in the background as I went through various teen pleasures. I didn't know then why they named a song "Toad" or "Badge" or that their best song came from a black man named Skippy James who recorded it in 1931. I did know what set them apart from every other group I knew; all three members played lead.   ALL THE TIME!  To say Ginger Baker "kept the beat" is hardly adequate, and whenever Eric started to shine, Jack Bruce just had to cut him with a bass run from nowhere in history.  It was chaos blues.  Ginger and Jack knew Clapton was the best and they could hardly stand it. That jealousy and intensity drove all three, but it was Clapton's playing which was from another place. He was able to stack and bend notes which left the neck frets superfluous.  Most early Cream footage is all gummed up with "psychedelic" staging.  I'd rather watch Delaney and Bonnie.
 
Look to the right to see Eric. Look even closer and you will see George Harrison. No longer a Beatle, George recognized the band as transcendent. What did it take to get the best guitar player in the world and an ex-Beatle to perform on together onstage in 1969?  Delaney and Bonnie.

Clapton enjoyed hanging with Delaney and Bonnie so much, he swiped their entire band.  The rhythm section anyway.  Not long after the Delaney and Bonnie tour Clapton began pining for George Harrison's wife (the "cute bird" from A Hard's Day Night) and started snorting junk.  While dealing with love and passion the wrong way, he formed Derek and the Dominos with Carl Radle, Bobby Whitlock and Jim Gordon.  All shown here driving one hell of a band. 

The secret weapon for Delaney and Bonnie was Bobby Whitlock. A loved man, a talented man and a righteous singer. He also played on the Hammond B3. It was an organ, not a synth. He played it rather than program it.  It swirls around the stage in the background, but when Bobby sang, he had a voice that would stop a lover's fight. If you can tear yourself from Clapton's solos with Delaney and Bonnie or Derek and the Dominos, you'll not be able to avoid Bobby's powerful voice.  He hasn't received the credit he deserves either, but his life is mighty interesting. Bobby was also seeped in all things dirt poor southern and he sang to save himself from a horrid poor white background. He is an encyclopedia of real roots and funny as hell. Whitlock went to live with Clapton in the mansion to take drugs and wreck expensive cars while the notion of Derek was conjured up. 

Who else is on board in this film? Carl Radle, bass player divine and Jim Gordon, drummer extreme. Gordon and Radle also played their instruments like a lead guitars, but several years later Gorden murdered his own mother. Aieee!  To this day, he is still regularly turned down for parole.  Radle lived only until 1980.  Booze and drugs.  On trumpet is Jim Price. His creds are solid as well. He followed up his participation with George Harrison with Barbra Streisand.  Fortunately he is still with us.

The Delaney and Bonnie sax man is roustabout rock and roll progenitor Bobby Keys. He is here as a young man with superb Beatle-bangs. Mr. Keys was talented yet incapable of reading music. Later on, he created those amazing sax breaks for the Rolling Stones.  Mick thought him a bad influence on Keith, and he probably was. There was a time Keith wouldn't tour unless Bobby played with them.  Bobby Keys was a genius in the rough, and that he has never entered the "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame" is a big fat crock of Wenner stew.  He played with Buddy Holly and Bobby Vee at the age of 15. If you hear a good sax break on your retro-rock station, chances are real good you are hearing those honks from Mr. Keys.

Both Delaney and his wife Bonnie sang like juke joint saturday night, and it is because they had all the rock, roll, soul and gospel influences which come from down home. They ate grits which weren't available in "swinging England" at the time. The act was a poor white man roadhouse rumble as real as any Delta fish fry.

Delaney didn't have to "ape" his sound or his songs, though in the footage he stands in the middle like a big gorilla directing his brood. He was known to step on other performers who got too good. A drinker, I guess, and a drug user with a big ego. He went from Mississippi to the house band for the Shindig television show. The Shindogs along with no less than James Burton. He also had the good taste to recognize Bonnie Bramlett and made her his gospel and blues screaming wife. It is said Bonnie performed as one of The Ikettes with Ike and Tina Turner. A white sister who could deliver that unearthly sound Mary Clayton does on Gimme Shelter.

Delaney and Bonnie put the British blues skills of Eric Clapton in touch with the soul, rhythm and blues of America. It is said Delaney taught Eric to sing, and he readily agrees. Delaney schooled him, nurtured him and essentially created the Eric Clapton we know today.  Witness his solo performance here on "I don't know Why" and you will see Clapton begin to him emerge as a complete entertainer.  At one point, he looks over to Delaney for reassurance and receives it.  "I don't know Why" is a weeper. A musing on love and imperfection.  It comes from the place Mr. Clapton wanted to go, and he has stayed there decades.  While forgotten today, it is the first sincere song in his considerable repertoire.
George Harrison figures prominently in the Delaney and Bonnie / Derek and the Dominos story.  His triple LP All Things Must Pass (in retrospect, the best "solo" Lp by ex-Beatle) used the band as back-up. Delaney and Bonnie also picked up, toured and recorded with Duane Allman, Leon Russell, Dave Mason, Rita Coolidge and King Curtis. Knowing of them should send you to the used CD store.  Go pronto. I hope their time is finally coming due. This hour-long, professionally-captured show is the apex of the second generation of Rock and Roll.   Original article by Jim Linderman
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Punchboard or Punch Card Printing Block Lucky Ben

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In the old days, this would have been called a printer's block, but more specifically, this is a piece used to print punchboards.  Colorful, poster-size games of chance once popular in taverns.  Actually, anywhere a crook could make a buck.  A player would purchase a chance, then punch the board to see if their rolled up number inside awarded a prize.  They are illegal now for the most part.  Guess who got his start in organized crime peddling "chances" in this rigged game?  A very young Jack Ruby.  Mob-run punchboards in Chicago. 

Lucky Ben Punchboard Printing Block  Circa 1940 or so.  Collection Jim Linderman

Fun House Mirror and a Camera Selfie Vernacular Photograph

Fun House Mirror and a Camera Selfie original snapshot c. 1955 Collection Jim Linderman

Love During Wartime Number 5 Wall on the Bar

Love During Wartime #5  Hand-painted pinup women on the wall of the Serviceman's Bar Original Snapshot c. 1945
Collection Jim Linderman

Ten Photographs of Folk Artist Reverend Anderson Johnson by Jim Linderman

Ten Photographs of Folk Artist Reverend Anderson Johnson by Jim Linderman early 1990s Newport News, VA.   Credit Jim Linderman / Dull Tool Dim Bulb

Vintage Vernacular Photograph of a Working Artist Atlantic City 1930s

Original vintage vernacular shapshot depicting a "street artist" selling his wares on the beach in Atlantic City.  Appears to be on original mount from a photo album which dates snapshot to 1934. Collection Jim Linderman / Dull Tool Dim Bulb 

Vintage Folk Art Decoy Make-Do Whimisical in the shape of a Submarine.

Vintage Folk Art Decoy in the shape of a Submarine.  Enhanced with an added weapon!  The bottom is filled with lead to sink down and dangled to attract fish for spearing.  C. 1940 Upstate New York. Collection Jim Linderman.

Antique Folk Art Bust of a Man with a Hat c. 1920

Antique Folk Art Bust of a Man with a Hat c. 1920.  15 " tall.  Collection Jim Linderman

Amateur "Sunday Painter" Pregnant Woman c. 1950

Amateur "Sunday Painter" Pregnant Woman c. 1950  On reverse "Kraus" 16" x  20" Collection Jim Linderman