Psytrait Psychozics Sensitron Radiesthesia and Mind Bombarding! Forgotten Frauds of the Golden First New Age (Look Deep within your Orphanus)

Need a Psytrait painted? How about improving your life with Psychozics? I can tell by your aura that you need some Radiesthesia, and right now! Your Biomagnetic Rapports are clearly askew, and evidence of third teeth clearly indicates a few hours of Grey Sound might help. We could be too late, but if the Sensitron doesn't work, maybe Mr. Mir Bashir can help!

Examples of Modern Frauds, all from 1969, obviously the dawn of a new age.